NOTICE: I've got three dozen firearms in my home but you have to prove yourself
Come to 34 Elm and walk slowing up the walk and stop before the front step. If you don't stop at the front step you will be shot. If you run up to the front step you will be shot. If you growl you will be shot. If your eyes don't look right you will be shot. If you are carrying a decapitated head you will be shot.
We have lots of guns and ammo for the living. Get over here now.
Posted by About James
on 7:07 PM.
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