FOR SALE: Boyfriend's 2010 Dodge Ram Pickup Truck

For Sale: My boyfriend's 2010 Dodge Ram Pickup Truck. Turns out it doesn't make him any more of a man and just uses a lot of gas to cart his sorry ass around. He doesn't tow anything, he doesn't haul anything and it's not like he can even swing a hammer so what does he need a truck for? His dumbass friends all have trucks so he had to get one. Selling it to buy a Yaris because his dick ain't gonna get any smaller. Call Cristi after 3 at 555-1086.