Councillor Berry is Friends with The Devil
God spoke to me last night in my sleep. He hasn't done this in weeks so I knew it must be important. I listened extra closely as He communicated with me in the image of Liberace. (He actually wasn't gay, by the way. I was told it was all just an act to stand apart from a very masculine pianist community.)
God said that Mr. Berry not only embraces Satan, but has long been friends with him and is charged with carrying out Satan's work here in Nut Mountain. He added that Mr. Berry watches pornography in his tool shed while Mrs. Berry does housework. He also told me we're going to have a very cold winter.
God instructed me to tell people of Mr. Berry's evil plans in spite of how I will be sued for all my worldly possessions and put in jail where I will be subjected to fornication. I have never and will never hesitate to carry out His will.
Don't be fooled. The Devil sent Clint Berry here to carry out his plan and if I have to be subjected to fornication in order to warn you, so be it.
Harriet Moncrief, Nut Mountain
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